C.G. The Licensed Possession Relocation Manager

Carefully he trains his eye on a black Tommy Hilfiger bookbag and closes in. He maneuvers himself into position and just then... SNATCH your bag is gone. When you turn to look where he went you can only see the faint light trail he left behind and hear the A building door slam shut.

The school has hired a person to enforce the rule regarding leaving your bag in the hall. His name: CG; his primary function: PRM (Possession Relocation Manager). In case you do not know who I am referring to, the school has hired a new custodian to relocate (that is to move), your possessions (that is your stuff), outside, in addition to his other custodial duties.

The school has been forced to take such drastic measures in response to the Fire Marshall’s dire predictions of the mass chaos which could be caused by students leaving their bags in the hallways. Thank goodness for government!

So if you'd like to save yourself from CG tossing your possessions outside and potentially smashing them, just leave your bag outside.

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